If you listen to the Paul Finebaum Radio Network, then you know Shane from Centerpoint. If you don't, he is a local ice salesman who calls in everyday at the 4:00 hour on Pauls show. His purpose in life is to bring down Auburn University, and get ice to the masses. I've compiled a top ten list dedicated to Shane from Centerpoint.
Top ten reasons Shane from Centerpoint has no clue
10. Shane claims to be an investigative reporter, but all his information about Auburn is regurgitated from internet message boards. Mainly the Tiger Droppings Rant http://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/p/22778676/As-the-Plains-Burn-------Updated-1-23-2011-pg-925.aspx
9. He has a list of subjects to talk about when he calls, so when Paul changes the subject he's like uh, uh, lets get back to what I was talking about. His brain will not allow him to go off his script.
8. Chette Williams (failed)
7.Shane has been beat down so many times, Im surprised he has any pride left. The Chris Vernon beat down was epic. Not to mention the countless Bobby from 35209 beatdowns. When confronted about his beatdowns, he just blows it off. I think he has them so far suppressed, he doesn't believe they happened.
6. Hey Paul, Paul, your right Paul, you know Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul what do you think Paul? Paul, Paul.
5. He was fired from The Western Star. (really, the Western Star)
4. He now writes (loosly) for The Call News, out of the newspaper mecca Citronelle, Alabama. ha ha.
3. http://finebaumfan.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/shane.jpg enough said
2. He chooses to live in Centerpoint, Alabama
1. He cannot deal with the fact that St. Nick was outcoached by Chizik, and Auburn won the National Championship.
Monday, January 31, 2011
Sunday, January 30, 2011
Golf
Great round of golf. Phil is my guy, but I'm starting to like these young gun big hitters coming up. Bubba Watson is gonna have a great career, he hits it long, accurate, and he has no fear. Anyone but Tiger, right?
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